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The Scottish Limerick Book - Filthy limericks for every town in the Scotland
by Lewis Williams
From the author of The Great British Limerick Book, comes a new book with more of the very finest in vulgar humour and a filthy limerick for every town in Scotland. The Scottish Limerick Book includes scores of newly written limericks and covers Scotland so comprehensively that it gives every town, city or village in the country with a population of 3,000 people or more a filthy limerick to call its own.
There are over 250 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy.
Beith, North Ayrshire
They staged a biblical play once in Beith
But the costumes were a little too brief
The end of Adam’s wang
Did quite clearly hang
Out from under his tiny fig leaf
Grangemouth, Falkirk
In Grangemouth there’s an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
And to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary
Harris, Western Isles
There was a young man from Harris
Who cast his dick in plaster of paris
He put it on a stand
And thought it looked grand
On the dashboard of his Toyota Yaris
166 pages ISBN 978-0-9932472-1-7
