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The Scottish Limerick Book - Filthy limericks for every town in the Scotland

by Lewis Williams

From the author of The Great British Limerick Book, comes a new book with more of the very finest in vulgar humour and a filthy limerick for every town in Scotland. The Scottish Limerick Book includes scores of newly written limericks and covers Scotland so comprehensively that it gives every town, city or village in the country with a population of 3,000 people or more a filthy limerick to call its own.


There are over 250 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy.

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Beith, North Ayrshire

They staged a biblical play once in Beith

But the costumes were a little too brief

The end of Adam’s wang

Did quite clearly hang

Out from under his tiny fig leaf

Grangemouth, Falkirk

In Grangemouth there’s an oil refinery

A port, a canal and a winery

And to thrill you to bits

All the girls have 10 tits

That is if you count them in binary


Harris, Western Isles

There was a young man from Harris

Who cast his dick in plaster of paris

He put it on a stand

And thought it looked grand

On the dashboard of his Toyota Yaris


166 pages  ISBN 978-0-9932472-1-7

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